Government & Cabinet
Ten ministries serve the Republic. Several are even staffed. The rest are administered in an acting capacity, which the government describes as “agile” and the opposition describes as “vacant.”
The Organisational Chart
The Cabinet
The Ministries
Each ministry publishes its motto, mandate, and projects. Project statuses are honest, which is why so many read 'stalled.'
Ministry of Egg Affairs
“One Nation, One Shell”
Minister: Ọlánrewájú “Bright Feather”
Ministry of Feed and Agriculture
“By Grain We Stand”
Minister: Musa “The Grainkeeper”
Ministry of Health and Veterinary Affairs
“Prevention Before Panic”
Minister: Dr. Amara “The Calm One”
Ministry of Security
“Every Bird Counted, By Name”
Minister: Pete Okpara “The Fence Walker”
Ministry of Sports and Recreation
“Speed, Spirit, Sportsmanship”
Minister: Túndé “Quickfoot”
Ministry of Social Affairs and Flock Relations
“One Flock, Many Feathers”
Minister: Rọ́nkẹ́ “Mama Owambe”
Ministry of Energy and Solar Affairs
“Light When It Matters”
Minister: Amina “Daybreak”
Ministry of Water and Environmental Affairs
“Clean Water, Clear Conscience”
Minister: Emeka “The Drain Marshal”
Ministry of Youth and Chick Development
“Every Chick Counts”
Minister: Tadé “The Foraging Master”
Ministry of Culture and Entertainment
“The Republic Sings”
Minister: Sadé “The Griot”
The National Feed Budget
“Generous, because morale is infrastructure.”
The Republic's single largest expenditure, defended annually by the government, audited monthly by the opposition, and consumed daily by everyone regardless of party. How the farm actually feeds the flock is described on the farm pages.