A nation run by chickens
Welcome to the Republic of Kisi, a nation of hens and roosters who looked at the alternatives and decided to run the place themselves. They have a President, a Coop Assembly, a free press, a sports league, and very strong opinions about breakfast. Every chicken has a name, a story, and an opinion, and it is all clucking eggxellent.
“Visitor, you are welcome. You will find here a nation of industry and dignity, where the eggs are counted honestly, the queue is straight, and breakfast is at seven, not seven-ish. Walk among us. Learn our stories. And if the opposition offers you her figures, take them; they are, irritatingly, correct.”
Citizen of the Week
Followed by the whole nation from heat lamp to first egg, and now, very quietly, to the junior sprint squad.
The Republic's sweetheart. Separated from her mother at three weeks old, she arrived at Kisi small and silent, and grew, egg by egg, into the most-followed young citizen in the nation.
shyobservantquietly brave
Full profile →Two hundred and ten eggs, counted, obviously, twice. The only citizen who files her own returns in duplicate.
The Republic's most-awaited first egg. Certified within the hour, celebrated with a retroactive public holiday, answered with four words: 'I did my best.'
The National Dashboard
The numbers the Republic runs on, the egg census, the cabinet, and the league table, updated as the nation goes about its business.
National Egg Census
5,350
eggs recorded · August 2026
The steady hens held the line and the harvest crept higher again. The Minister of Egg Affairs called it proof of good governance. The hens called it Tuesday, and Wednesday, and every other morning too.
Coop Premier League
| Team | P | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| Solar Queens | 5 | 13 |
| Harmattan FC | 4 | 4 |
| Sunrise Rovers | 4 | 4 |
| Mango Tree United | 5 | 3 |
In loving memory
Night Watchman of Coop Two
He heard the grate move first. He gave the alarm, then stood in the doorway until every one of the twelve chicks was out the far side. All twelve got out. The flock whistles at dusk for him now.
If you would like to say something to Bantu, or to the chicks he saved, there is a place for it.
Send your well-wishes →New: The Farm Map
Explore the farm in interactive 3D, from the foot-bath at the gate to the Presidential Coop, the Assembly, the sports field, and the drainage channel the Ministry of Security would rather you didn't linger by. Every building opens its own story. A fast 2D map is built in for slower connections.
Open the Farm MapThe Free Press
In a single week the President ended every acting arrangement in government. The Opposition welcomed it and promised to audit all six budgets by Friday.
By Kola Quill · 24 July 2026
Fresh eggs from the hens of the Republic, collected daily and packed the same morning. Here is how to order a crate.
By Kisi Farm · 16 July 2026
A unanimous vote, seconded by the Leader of the Opposition herself, and a new Minister of Security with a two-sentence acceptance speech.
By Assembly Desk · 15 July 2026
The wider Kisi world
The Republic is the story. It grows on a real working farm in southwestern Nigeria, where the same hens you read about lay the eggs you can actually buy.
This Week in the Republic
A weekly digest of milestones, matches, and ministerial misadventures, launching soon.