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Her Lordship, Chief Justice of the Supreme Pecking Council

Yèyé ÀlàbáThe Settler of Perches

Àlàbá Ọmọ́tọ́lá

Ẹni tí ó gbọ́n ju ẹjọ́ lọ, tí ìjà ń sá fún(The one wiser than the quarrel, from whom the quarrel itself flees)

Chief Justice, community elder, and the only authority both parties accept in the annual Best Perch dispute. Rules once, in proverbs, and is never appealed.

Age
Elder hen
Laying status
Retired from laying
Office
Chief Justice of the Supreme Pecking Council
Favourite food
Bitter leaf, 'for perspective'

The story so far

Yèyé Àlàbá retired from laying years ago and ascended, by universal relief, to the judiciary. The Supreme Pecking Council under her leadership hears every case in the shade after the afternoon feed, on the principle that 'no bird is reasonable while hungry.'

Her most demanding docket is the annual Best Perch dispute, the high rail with the evening sun, contested every dry season since before the water tank. Her rulings rotate the perch by a formula she has never fully disclosed and no one has ever successfully challenged, partly because it appears to be fair and partly because challenging it requires understanding it.

She judges in proverbs, translates them for the chicks, and closes every session the same way: 'Court is risen. Go and share something.' On Sunday mornings she can be found beside Mama Gold under the mango tree, where the Republic's two longest memories gently correct each other's history.

Life events

  1. 20 June 2026

    Mama Gold's Law passes second reading

    Shade, trough priority, and freedom from sudden committee membership for every retired layer. The gallery sings; the Speaker conducts, eventually.

    Coverage in The Coop Times →
  2. 11 July 2026

    Under the mango tree, without debate

    The Assembly votes his resting place without a single speech against, the only such vote in the Republic's history. Sisi Ngozi organises it in an afternoon. The dusk whistle begins that evening.

  3. 23 July 2026

    The teacher and the convener

    Tadé the Foraging Master takes Youth and Chick Development; Rọ́nkẹ́ Mama Owambe takes Social Affairs. Elder Yèyé Àlàbá hands over the social advisory she held for years with relief and pride, and books the Reconciliation Bench for the afternoon, just in case.

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