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Ministry of Sports and Recreation

“Speed, Spirit, Sportsmanship”

The Minister

Túndé “Quickfoot”

Former Coop 100-metre champion turned Minister of Sports, who announces Tuesday fixtures with the ceremony of a cup final and has been building a second sports field for three manifestos running.

Mandate

  • The Coop Premier League and its fixture chaos
  • The Perch Jumping Championship
  • Grassroots chick athletics
  • The Stadium Project (see: The Stadium Project)

Active projects

  • The Stadium Project

    Stalled (officially: progressing)

    A second sports field, promised in three consecutive manifestos. The Minister insists the project is '90 percent complete,' a figure unchanged since it was '80 percent complete.'

  • Chick Sprint Saturdays

    Ongoing

    Youth athletics every week. Wildly popular; frequently muddy.

In The Coop Times