KISIThe Republic of Kisi

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Ministry of Social Affairs and Flock Relations

“One Flock, Many Feathers”

The Minister

Rọ́nkẹ́ “Mama Owambe”

The Republic at its most sociable. Rọ́nkẹ́ runs the social calendar, the Feather Gala, and the Reconciliation Bench, and has never met a quarrel a shared handful of grain could not soften.

Mandate

  • The national social calendar and hatch-day registry
  • Dispute mediation (perch-related, mostly)
  • The First Grain Festival and the Feather Gala
  • Welfare visits and community ceremonies

Active projects

  • The Reconciliation Bench

    Completed

    A designated shady spot where quarrelling parties must sit until they have shared at least one handful of grain. Success rate: remarkable.

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